Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Happy Christmas Everyone

Hope Santa brought you something nice. Looks like he got his. Good ole naughty St. Nick. 

Friday, December 21, 2012

Where would you like to be right now?

Today being the shortest day in the northern hemisphere, there is no time like the present to start thinking about your holidays. 

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Monday, December 17, 2012

The Countdown to Christmas

She's Dashing and she's a Dancer - not to mention something of a vixen.

Sunday, December 2, 2012

Beaniebang Babes - why bang anything less?

Face it guys, most of you are never going to bang a real beauty like the ones you see here. Probably, quite a few of you have abandoned the quest, quite a long time ago too. But that is still no reason to feel bad about it. That's because, the thing is, these girls aren't real. What they are represent the latest generation in realistic love dolls.

Good enough to take home and maybe not introduce to your mother. God forbid, she's probably struggling enough to understand you as it is. No need to give the poor dear further anxiety attacks that can only lead to an early grave.

And there is no reason to either because Beaniebang Babes have devised a clever way of discretely packaging the merchandise. No one need ever know what warped, perverted behaviours you get up to in the name of harmless innocent fun in the sanctity of your own private space.

The following video explains:

How to beaniebang is really nobody's business but your own - we offer no expert advice on this matter. It may not be every guy's cup of tea. Let's face it, after you are finished there is no way that she is going to make you that sandwich. But she might just be the kind of girl who is prepared to overlook all of your (many) shortcomings to give you what your heart desires.

Besides, if it's a sandwich you are after, you can always pop around to the local deli - once you've cleaned up that is. You could even try making eyes at that girl behind the counter that you've always noticed and often wondered about. Who knows, you might just find that she is interested in the same things as you are - plus she happens to be real.

Unless of course you're one of those few who just doesn't deserve a real girlfriend; in which case, at least now you know what else is out there waiting for you.

While this post has been sponsored, the views and opinions expressed represent those of the author and the publisher, not necessarily those of the sponsor.

Saturday, December 1, 2012

Monday, November 26, 2012

Beach Beauties

By LFL16 (originally posted to Flickr as waikiki)
[CC-BY-2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

By Maurits Vermeulen from Cape Town, South Africa (Amazon at sea)
[CC-BY-SA-2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

By Aitor Méndez (Flickr: Bolonia 2010)
[CC-BY-2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

Friday, November 2, 2012

Music to the Eyes

As a great philosopher once said (it was either Socrates or Willy Wonka): "We are the dream dreamers, we are the makers of music." 

paino music soothing nude pictures, backgrounds and images

Finally, on a more serious note:

Sex with a prostitute for free! That would just be unconscionable. Wouldn't it?

Retro Sexy: The Nipple Bra

Of course another way of achieving the same effect is by not wearing a bra at all. If only we could patent it.

The Nipple Bra - Retronaut:

'via Blog this'

Monday, October 1, 2012

Retro Sexy: Bay Watch c.1950s

No Pamela Anderson but you might spot your grandmother among this lot. If you do, you'll understand why your grandfather was such a happy man. Wouldn't mind being resuscitated by one of these - mouth to mouth would be find, anything else would be seriously kinky. 

Beach fashions, 1950 | Retronaut:

'via Blog this'

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Sex and Religion - a fundamentalist view

Some people need a greater incentive to riot than simply offending Jesus, Muhammad, Buddha, whoever. That's just so lame.